Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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