Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
handjob tips. give me some.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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