He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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