the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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