He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
he fucked my hip out of place.
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You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
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to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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