Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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