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So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
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"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
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You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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