why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
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I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
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Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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