Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
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i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
The air was thick with penises
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
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Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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