I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
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i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
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YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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