okay pat passed out under dana's car
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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