**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
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he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
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Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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