have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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