My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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