How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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