I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
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sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
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I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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