it was like his penis was on wheels.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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