whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
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Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
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Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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