Dual....:-)
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
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After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
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He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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