is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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