I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I know her cup size but not her name....
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