She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
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