so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
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I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
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who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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