He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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