It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
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Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
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I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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