So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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