there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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