Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
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way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
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She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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