we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
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Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
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I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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