This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
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hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
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We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
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