9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Randomize