1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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