So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
You need a sexual gate keeper
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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