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writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
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She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
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I have grass duct taped all over my body
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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