just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
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now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
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These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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