No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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