Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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