I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
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So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
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Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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