Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Randomize
