please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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