i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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