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i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.

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(817): i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby. http://tfl.nu/i81q

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He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.

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(781): He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie. http://tfl.nu/a1e2

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She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...

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(630): She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket... http://tfl.nu/7hai

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nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans

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(336): nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans http://tfl.nu/j158

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Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?

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(303): Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen? http://tfl.nu/jc7g

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I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.

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Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER

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(504): I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging. (504): Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER http://tfl.nu/kpd3

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(651): View more from Minnesota

All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"

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(651): All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!" http://tfl.nu/l7i0

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(352): View more from Florida

homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...

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so you did it...

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obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.

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(352): homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview... (1-352): so you did it... (352): obv...but still...it was inconsiderate. http://tfl.nu/j7x7

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So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"

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(203): So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?" http://tfl.nu/t9pp

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I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.

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(619): I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me. http://tfl.nu/zz8y

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Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom

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(612): Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom http://tfl.nu/d012

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For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays

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(+61): For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays http://tfl.nu/y95k

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Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.

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(847): Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that. http://tfl.nu/stzp

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i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night

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(647): i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night http://tfl.nu/8b8u

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I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.

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(706): I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose. http://tfl.nu/d385

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