quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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