I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Randomize
