Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
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I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
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Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
It all started with a game of naked twister.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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