i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
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He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
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I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
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