Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
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I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
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I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
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