I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
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i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
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It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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