Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
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cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
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i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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