What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
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she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
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So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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