i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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