oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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