since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
You can't just leave with hair like that
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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