You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
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she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
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Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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