we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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