I'm going to jail i love you
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
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im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
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We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
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you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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