he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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