Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Pants are for mortals
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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