I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
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we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
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I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Just pee around me
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
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